Motu Patlu Funny Hindi Cartoon

Boy: Aaj Godabari Park tir jaau hai…
Girl: Bho..janna…Timi le je payo tehi ta gardai nau ni ?
Boy: Promise kehi gardina k !!!
Girl: Bho…tyaso bhaye kina janu paryo ta..!!

bank lutera sakera lutera haru banko cashier nanilai pani sangai lana khojechan
cashier nani: yetro paisa luteu, aba malai kina sathma lana khojeko? malai chodnu na plz
lutera haru: tmilai nalagey yetro dherai paisa tmro boyfriend le gancha ta?

What is the difference between wife & saali?
Saali is Beauty, Wife is duy,
Saali is passion, Wife is tension,
Saali is patakha, Wife is sayapa,
Saali is cool, Wife is fool,
Saali is tuty-fruity, Wife is qismat futi,
Saali is fresh cake, Wife is earth quake
Blacky: Today I spoke on the phone about katarina kaif !!
Whitey: Dont lie … I did not believe it.
Blacky: Promise, I spoked on phone !!!
Whitey: Oh! Then what she said ???
Blacky: hahahahha … … wrong Number… hahahahha

magne: oh sundari, andho chu, pach rupaiya dinuhos!

pati.. patni sanga: deu deu, timilai sundhari dekhne yo abasya pani andho nai ho!

Girl friend and boyfriend were sitting on silent place.
Boyfriend touches Girlfriend
Girlfriend: don’t touch me. touch after my marriage only.
Boyfriend: okey, then call me after your marriage.

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