Friday, November 27, 2015

Bhadragol 27 November 2015 Full Episode 91 (Latest)

Popular comedy serial ‘Bhadragol’ was shown in NTV

Bhadragol is a Nepali sitcom that airs every Friday on NTVKumar Katel and Arjun Ghimire are the writers and a film director, Shankar Acharya, directs the show. The story is based on village life. The show stars Arjun Ghimire, Kumar Katel, Shankar Acharya, C.P. Pudasaini, Manisha Thapa and Hari Niraula.

The show revolves round the daily happenings of a village in Nepal. Jigri is a young crook who, along with his friends (pictured), commits crimes and mostly spends time in Todpeni by drinking alcohol. Pandey is also the main character. He is the most cunnning man in entire village who is expert in borrowing from villages and stealing money or goods. He generally fools the villages with his confusing ideas.


Cast

  • Pandey (Arjun Ghimire)
  • Jigri (Kumar Katel)
  • Bariste (Shankar Acharya)
  • Rakshya (Rakshya Shrestha)
  • Croc Rose (Hari Niraula)
  • Belase (Subash Karki)
  • Khube ka bau (Kamalmani Nepal)
  • Bale (Sagar Lamsal)
  • Jayante (Govinda Koirala)
  • Sitaram Ji (Madhu Sudan Pathak)

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Thursday, November 26, 2015

Nepali Actress sumina Ghimire Funnient Speech In Award Function

Nepali actress Sumina Ghimire giving funny award ceremony speech and also she is threatening a journalist on phone.



A women was kidnapped.. 

Kidnapper sent a piece of finger of the women and demanded money.

Husband replied : I want more proof� Tauko patha Tauko... 



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Wednesday, November 25, 2015

Nepali Comedy - Chhote don Episode 3 HD


 Late one night a man is driving down the road, speeding quite a bit. A cop notices how fast he is going and pulls him over. The cop says to the man, "Are you aware of how fast you were going?" 

The man replies, "Yes I am. I'm trying to escape a robbery I got involved in." 

The cop gives him a skeptical look and says, "Were you the one being robbed?" 

The man casually replies, "No, I committed the robbery." 

The cop looks shocked that the man admitted this. "So you're telling me you were speeding...AND committed a robbery?" 

"Yes," the man calmly says. "I have the loot in the back." 

The cop begins to get angry. "Sir, I'm afraid you have to come with me." The cop reaches in the window to subdue the man. 

"Don't do that!" the man yells fearfully. "I'm scared you will find the gun in my glove compartment!" The cop pulls his hand out. "Wait here," he says. 

The cop calls for backup. Soon cops, cars, and helicopters are flooding the area. The man is cuffed quickly and taken towards a car. However, before he gets in, a cop walks up to him and says, while gesturing to the cop that pulled him over, "Sir, this officer informed us that you had committed a robbery, had stolen loot in the trunk of your car, and had a loaded gun in your glove compartment. However, we found none of these things in your car." 

The man replies, "Yeah, and I bet that liar said I was speeding too!"

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Tuesday, November 24, 2015

Meri Bassai, 17 November 2015, Full Episode 468 (latest)

The Popular TV Serial comedy Meri Bassai which is aired by Nepal National Television weekly basis, This is another new episode broadcasted today.



Nepal Most popular TV serial Meri Bassai based on mostly village lifestyle and gives extreme full of entertainment with its amazing team of Kedar Ghimure, Sitaram Kattel, Kunhjana Ghimire, Wilson Bikram Rai and many more. Sitaram Kattel known as Dhurmus is one of the main character in this episode. Sitaram Kattel and Kedar Ghimire are the scriptwriter, co-director and the major actors. Sitaram Kattel (Dhurmus) played more than 25 different characters in this same series. Dhurmus is accompanied by Kunjana Ghimire. Kunjana Ghimire and Dhurmus makes a perfect comedy couple. Kedar Ghimire is acting as Magne Budo who never wants to work but likes to talk. He is accompanied by Muiya. This serial is a excellent example of nepali comedy with other supporting artists. Watch Today Comedy program and enjoy the show.

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Monday, November 23, 2015

Bhadragol, 20 November 2015, Full Episode 90 (latest)

Popular comedy serial ‘Bhadragol’ was shown in NTV. Actor Nirmal Sharma ‘Gaida’ is featured in the serial for the promotion of his upcoming movie ‘Chocolate’.

  1. What is the problem of Rakchya that she shared with her boyfriend Jigri?
  2. What did Jigri’s mom demand from her husband?
  3. What kind of drama did Jigri did to solve Rakchhya’s problem?
  4. What does Barista said to Khupi’s dad when Barista saw him?
  5. Why did Cockroach cry?
  6. Why was everybody was mad at Jigri?

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Sunday, November 22, 2015

Nepali Funny Video - Tyo Din Samjhidaa & Jokes



1.
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”

2.
Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

3.
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

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Saturday, November 21, 2015

Bonus Chau Chau and Timro Figure Coca Cola [Famous Nepali Dubsmash]



The Most funny, awesome and creative Dubsmash videos by the entertaining duo Ankit Pun and Ranbir Pun. Hats off to them !!

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Friday, November 20, 2015

Nepali Comedy: Homework Na Garney Bahana



Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: who just threw that?! Boy: Me! I’m going home now.

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray, “Take only one. God is watching.” Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. One child whispered to another, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”

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Thursday, November 19, 2015

Nepali Jokes Teacher & Students 2



Teacher : Ram why don't you like maths?
Ram : Because maths has only problems and problems.
Dhurmus lai sahar ma kasaile party ma bolayecha
plate ma spoon ra tissue paper dekhecha ani tissue paper lai pani khane kura bhanthanecha
ekchin ma euta manche le tyhi plate uthayo
Dhurmus chichaudai dai tyo nakhanus kehi swad chaina tyesma


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Monday, November 16, 2015

Nepali Jokes About Teacher & Students





TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile"?
JOHN : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" 
TEACHER: No, that's wrong 
JOHN : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! 


TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water? 
SARAH : "HIJKLMNO"!! 
TEACHER: What are you talking about? 
SARAH : Yesterday you said it's H to O! 


TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. 
GEORGE : Here it is! 
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : George! 


TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn'thave ten years ago. 
WILLY : Me! 


TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty? 
TOMMY : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 


TEACHER: Why are you late? 
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign? 
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." 


SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
SYLVIA: Your name on this report card. 


TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake. 
SAMMY : You can't fool me, Teacher... snakes don't have feet. 


TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects? 
JOSE : Don't bite any. 


TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".
ELLEN : I is... 
TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am." 
ELLEN : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 


MOTHER: Why on earth did you swallow the money I gave you? 
JUNIOR: You said it was my lunch money.


TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other what would I have? 
CLASS COMEDIAN: Big hands!

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Sunday, November 15, 2015

Nepali Funny Posters & Jokes ( Shere & Haku kale )




Shere ko Tapasyaa
Shere ko kadaa tapasyaa baaata bhagwan prasanna vayepachhi:
Bhagwan: Timi k bar maagchhau maaga.
Shere: Pravu, malai eutaa jaagir, eutaa gaadi ra keti nae keti milaidinu paryo.
Bhagwan: Tathaastu, timi lai maile Girl’s School ko driver banaidiye.
Ek din haku kale doctor sanga
Doctor: Tapai dherae motaunu vayo. Cricket, football jasto parisram parne khel khelne garnus.
Haku: La doctor saab tyo ta ma sadhae khelirakhekae hunchhu ta.
Doctor: Ho ra, kati samaya khelnu hunchha ni?
Haku: Mobile ko battery nasakkunjel.

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Friday, November 13, 2015

Nepali funny Jokes & photos




No 1
Boy: hida kunai sunsan ekanta thau jau na
Girl: timi yasto usto harkat ta gardainau ni?
Boy: kadapi pani gardina
Girl: tyaso bhaye hos, na jaun kyare

No 2
Girl to boy: timi keta haru kunai keti ma
Sabai bhanda pahile ke herchhau?
Boy to girls: yo ta depend garchha ki
Keti aai raheki 6in ki gai raheki 6in




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Thursday, November 12, 2015

Nepali jokes



Boy: Hi darling k xa?
Girl: Ko ho? Boy: Timro pagal premi Jaanu
Grl: Ta harke ho?
Boy: Ho... Timilai kasari tha vo?
Grl: Ta Chandane bahun ko xora hos ni?
Boy: Ho tara kasari tha vo?
Grl: Ta Gothbare Jetha ko Naati hos?
Boy: Ho...ho.... Kasari tha vo vandaixu?


Grl: "Arey khate ma teri aama hu, Aafnai ghar ma phone garera kaha gaza tandai xas? Ghar matra aaija na..janeki xu tolai!! :D :P



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Tuesday, November 10, 2015

Nepali Fun




A young man agreed to baby-sit one night so a single mother could have an evening out. At bedtime he sent the youngsters upstairs to bed and settled down to watch football. 
One child kept creeping down the stairs, but the young man kept sending him back to bed. 
At 9pm the doorbell rang, it was the next-door neighbor, Mrs. Brown, asking whether her son was there. The young man brusquely replied, "No." 

Just then a little head appeared over the banister and shouted, "I'm here, Mom, but he won't let me go home!"

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Monday, November 9, 2015

Santa Banda Funny Jokes & video




Submitted by SantaBanta
Teacher asked to the student: What is your father doing?
Student replied: “Furniture sale business.”
Then teacher asked again: “How is your father business going on?”
Student answered, “Very Well ! We have now only our bed at home.”

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Nepali DubMash Compilation Video Too Much Funny Watch With Video




A student was flying back home and reach to the airport counter and speaks to the conuter officer:

Haku: Sir, here is my passport and the ticket. 
Officer: Ok,its allright may i check you laugage.
Haku: Ok here it is.But I would like to send my green suitcase to Hawaii and my red suitcase to London.
Officer: Looking confuse, I'm sorry we cannot do that?
Haku: Really? I am so relieved to hear you say that because that is what exactly you did to my luggage last year.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 
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Sunday, November 8, 2015

Sapna ma Kiss




A student was flying back home and reach to the airport counter and speaks to the conuter officer:

Haku: Sir, here is my passport and the ticket. 
Officer: Ok,its allright may i check you laugage.
Haku: Ok here it is.But I would like to send my green suitcase to Hawaii and my red suitcase to London.
Officer: Looking confuse, I'm sorry we cannot do that?
Haku: Really? I am so relieved to hear you say that because that is what exactly you did to my luggage last year


Motu Patlu Funny Hindi Cartoon




Boy: Aaj Godabari Park tir jaau hai…
Girl: Bho..janna…Timi le je payo tehi ta gardai nau ni ?
Boy: Promise kehi gardina k !!!
Girl: Bho…tyaso bhaye kina janu paryo ta..!!

bank lutera sakera lutera haru banko cashier nanilai pani sangai lana khojechan
cashier nani: yetro paisa luteu, aba malai kina sathma lana khojeko? malai chodnu na plz
lutera haru: tmilai nalagey yetro dherai paisa tmro boyfriend le gancha ta?

What is the difference between wife & saali?
Saali is Beauty, Wife is duy,
Saali is passion, Wife is tension,
Saali is patakha, Wife is sayapa,
Saali is cool, Wife is fool,
Saali is tuty-fruity, Wife is qismat futi,
Saali is fresh cake, Wife is earth quake
Blacky: Today I spoke on the phone about katarina kaif !!
Whitey: Dont lie … I did not believe it.
Blacky: Promise, I spoked on phone !!!
Whitey: Oh! Then what she said ???
Blacky: hahahahha … … wrong Number… hahahahha

magne: oh sundari, andho chu, pach rupaiya dinuhos!
pati.. patni sanga: deu deu, timilai sundhari dekhne yo abasya pani andho nai ho!

Girl friend and boyfriend were sitting on silent place.
Boyfriend touches Girlfriend
Girlfriend: don’t touch me. touch after my marriage only.
Boyfriend: okey, then call me after your marriage.
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Nepali Prank




A young man agreed to baby-sit one night so a single mother could have an evening out. At bedtime he sent the youngsters upstairs to bed and settled down to watch football. 
One child kept creeping down the stairs, but the young man kept sending him back to bed. 
At 9pm the doorbell rang, it was the next-door neighbor, Mrs. Brown, asking whether her son was there. The young man brusquely replied, "No." 

Just then a little head appeared over the banister and shouted, "I'm here, Mom, but he won't let me go home!"


Saturday, November 7, 2015

Nepali Prank - You Are Dating With My Girlfriend




Son : Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl.
Father : That's great son. Who is she?
Son : It's Sandra, the neighbour's daughter.
Father : Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell you something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister.
The boy is naturally bummed out; but a couple of months later : 
Son : Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!
Father : That's great son. Who is she?
Son : It's Angela, the other neighbour's daughter.
Father : Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that. Angela is also your sister. This went on couple of times and son was so mad, He went straight to his mother crying.
Son : Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them because dad is their father!
The mother hugs him affectionately and says : My love, You can date whoever you want. He isn't your Father..!!